deckwad

Some poor sap whose working life, most of his waking hours, has descended into a treadmill of PowerPoint decks: creating them, reading them, trying to stay awake while people drone on to them. Even work was better than this..

Since my promotion, I just feel like I've become a complete deckwad.

deckwad by strawbez-jez October 21, 2010

Double decker pecker wrecker 

When your woman has braces on top and bottom teeth. And she gives you a bj

Dude don't date her.
Why?
She has braces of top and bottom.

So what.

That's a double decker pecker wrecker

Double decker pecker wrecker by Bamafan6 August 31, 2014

Upper Decker

The act of taking a dump in the tank of a toilet.
Step 1: Quietly sneak into the bathroom unseen
Step 2: Carefully remove the top of the tank. Note the porcelain tank top is very delicate and will shatter if dropped

Step 3: Climb on the toilet, drop pants and sit on the tank. Imagine you are a bird sat uptop your nest, sit very softly or else the tank may break and the operation will be compromised

Step 4: Take a monster shit. I'm talkin like a goddamn mudslide out your asshole

Step 5: Whipe and throw the tp in the tank too for good measure and put the top back on

Step 6: Return to the party and act like nothing ever happened, if you leave right away you will draw suspicion to yourself
Step 7: Enjoy the host's reaction when they see that Mount Vesuvius just exploded in their toilet tank

Friend: Yo did you hear, Julia is having a party this Saturday
Me: I dislike her very much, I'm gonna drop an Upper Decker at that party

Upper Decker by bowelsmovin June 25, 2017

upper decker

The act of defecating in the upper tank of the toilet. When the next poor unsuspecting person flushes the toilet they get a bowl of beef stew. the upper decker is a weapon of terror and should only be used on people who deserve it.

My friends x-girl friend had a party and she left whith some other dude who looked like the fonz "Heyyy!". So I took it upon myself to leave her an upper decker

upper decker by The Mad shitter May 14, 2003

double decker pussies 

When one has two pussies stacked one atop the other, for easy alternating insertion. Usually done doggystyle, this position is used mostly in FFM (female-female-male) porn.

Did you see Ava Devine and Alica Saint in that new Peter North flick? He stacked their asses up into double decker pussies and fucked them both, man!

double decker pussies by loose_cannon November 18, 2006

Deckan's Smegma 

We do not know the definition of "Smegma", so we ask Deckan every time we see/talk to him. Every time you come in contact with him you must ask him what it is, as he is the only one that knows what it is.

Hey Deckan, what's Smegma? What's Deckan's Smegma?

Deckan's Smegma by runningtreez October 4, 2021

Double Decker Nut 

When you are jacking off while laying on your bed, quickly stand up on your bed before you're going to nut and aim at the floor.

Kid: When was the last time you nutted?
Kid 2: Yesterday. I tried the Double Decker Nut it was awesome!

Double Decker Nut by niganigga97 January 13, 2020