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Plot Lizard 

One who preys on the elderly by providing companionship with the hopes of getting put into the will.

See: Lot Lizard, cemetery plot
Anna Nicole Smith (age 26) was accused of being a plot lizard, having married J. Howard Marshall (age 89).
Plot Lizard by Peantia Galleria August 1, 2016

bleacher lizard 

Girls that distract guys when they are trying to pay attention to a game or an activity that is happening (basketball,?wrestling, football,etc..)
Sarah:"eww look at those girls."
Jen:" ya thier bleacher lizards."
bleacher lizard by Jloop January 23, 2017

Cute lizard

@_haikyuu.dumbass_ is a cute lizard
Cute lizard by Theterribletherapist February 28, 2017

pizzle lizard 

A pizzle lizard is alot like a lot lizzard but is a female that can be found near a meth pipe or dope
Wow look at katlyn shes such a pizzle lizard

Facebook Lizard

If Facebook lizards see little or no value in you then they will delete your friend request. When you try to talk to them in person they run away from you like scared little lizards. They are rude, cold blooded reptiles who size you up as if you are an insect.
She is such a Facebook Lizard! I want to tell her that I am not an insect and ask her if she is a lizard.
Facebook Lizard by non-reptilian September 23, 2017

butt lizard

some kind of slippery character who is looking for some butt.
Jeffrey was often seen lurking outside the old tavern looking at butts, he is a real butt lizard if ever i saw one.
butt lizard by snooter69 October 15, 2017