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Wedge salad 

An ass eating only 69
wasn’t very hungry so we went for the wedge salad.
Wedge salad by Ballz18 March 7, 2020

Wedge Salad 

Thud bent me over and gave me the best wedge salad last night.
Wedge Salad by Cmananator May 31, 2022

Wedge Salad 

When a person sticks their tongue into a pussy or ass of another person through their undergarment; sort of a tongue wedgie.
Dude I totally wedge saladed this chick's fuckholes through her super tiny lace thong.
Wedge Salad by Bumpah Skiah April 30, 2024
a wedgie is a punishment for tighty-whitey wearers like me their are many kinds of wedgies but the most simple is yanking the underwear up from behind.
this is real account of what happened to me a few weeks ago

i was 16 my mum and went to rome for 3 days and left me with my friends when my mum went all of them grabbed my tighty-whiteys and hung me from my bed they hooked up a video camera and taped me hanging there they called their mates and
they came over and then they pulled my trousers of and started kicking my balls i wasn't allowed to go to the toilet and i kept peeing and shatting myself the only time i got took down was when i was given a swirly.
since then ive been getting wedgies every day mostly messy wedgies and flying Dutchman wedgies but every gym day im hung from the locker until i beg or cry.
wedgies by killbill4567 December 12, 2006

sky high wedgies

a sky high wedgie is a hanging wedgie where the reciever is hung from an extremely high tree or post or wall or flagpole or something else. usually something is put underneath the victim to break their fall. in some cases the giver does not do so and the victim hurts their self.

sky high wedgies are often used by a jock to "punish" a geek or nerd or a loser or a normal innocent person/stranger who is given a wedgie for fun for the giver.
i was given a sky high hanging melvin by my brother and his friends, i was walking by the river when they jumped on me and hung me on a tree over the river, my briefs snapped and i fell in and they panicked because they know i can't swim. Brian, my brother, got me out. he took me to his house to "clean me up" but i actually got a swirlie, a squeaky-clean wedgie, an atomic wedgie, a crane wedgie, and a gang wedgie. it is unfair cos he is 21 and i am 13, but he is still a jock and to him i am a loser!anyway, i have got him back by helping his friends to give him a sky high wedgie from the same tree!

sky high wedgies.
Wedgies are one of the most effective methods of torture on the planet. Bully's use them to terrorize their victims, usually taking the back of the victims underwear and pulling them up as hard as possible, causing large amounts of pain and irritation. The victim, usually in a lot of pain, will most likely cry, which makes the bully happy and give more wedgies. Wedgies can occur anywhere, anytime.
i was at the beach when the school bully was there to. i saw him and tried to run, but he grabbed the back of my bathing suit and dragged me away. he wedgies my suit hard in my butt, which hurt bad! he put sand in the back and front then wedgies the sand up my butt it hurt so then he hung me in wedgie from a tree at the side of the woods and left for a bit. he came back with lots of stuff said were gonna have fun! then he made crabs attach to my nipples and made me drink 10 water bottles ad eat some gross stuff to make me poop well i did! i pooped and peed all over myself and he laughed kicked my balls 100 times put crabs in my bathing suit and left. it took 4 hour to get down i cried!
Wedgies by beachwedgie March 23, 2011