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Washing the pearl 

A girls sneaky cover word for masturbating through clitoral stimulation. Often causes confusion.
"Katie was refusing to Skype me last night. She said she was busy 'washing the pearl'"

"What does that even mean?"
"Idk man, idk"

sperm washing the helmet 

In order to avoid swallowing the ejaculate after completion of a blow job, the individual will spit the ejaculate into his or her hand and continue stroking the penis.
My best friend the whore told me about sperm washing the helmet. What a great pro tip!

Power washing the butthole

This is a technique in which you forcefully urinate on the anus of another person after having anal sex.
After Jim was done pounding Mindy between the cheeks he pulled out his member and with all his might pissed with such force it was like he was power washing the butthole.

washing the dishes 

The act of fisting analy and vaginaly at the same time alternating each fist like a pumping action.
He was fisting both holes like he was washing the dishes

washing the prince 

"Washing the prince" is another term for fellatio. This term was first used by comedian Lenny Pigg in his stand-up routine.
The hooker told the john that "washing the prince" would cost him $30.

washing the glove 

When you nut in your palm and then fist a bitch.
Me and my old lady are planning on washing the glove tonight.
washing the glove by smackmondo February 19, 2018