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Fair Bite of the Beef

An Australian expression of mateship, celebration and affirmation. Typically used at social functions and barbecues, or to build rapport with strangers on public transport. Not to be confused with the phrase 'fair lunch of the lamb' - a much-scorned English phrase.

Also commonly used to express appreciation for someone who's overcome great adversity.
Phil was feeling out of place at a barbecue where everyone should feel welcome. He exclaimed 'fair bite of the beef' - to the delight of all present. The room erupted and was soon regarded as the number 1 larrikin and a general lush of a man. Many beers and salutations were offered.
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Pulling the Beef 

Slang term for male masturbation.

Past tense: Pulled the Beef.
Future tense: Pull the Beef.
See also: Pulled Beef
Person 1: Did you end up seeing Suzie last night?
Person 2: Nah, I wasn't feeling up to it so stayed home pulling the beef instead.

where's the beef? 

A phrase made famous by an old commercial where some old geezer says "Where's the beef?!"

Now frequently said by students at Scarborough High School.
"Where's the beef?!"
"I'll show you where the beef is."
where's the beef? by Corb December 28, 2005

Wheres The Beef? 

When a man slaps a girl in the face with his cock/ penis
GUY- hey honey, i wanna try something new.

GIRL- What?

GUY- This! Wheres The Beef?

GIRL- OOOOWWWW ASSHOLE!
Wheres The Beef? by donkeypuncher95 November 13, 2011

Dusting the beef curtains 

This is the term used when a person goes down on a female and decides it would be a good idea to motorboat the vagina, if used on a blue waffle it would be called blueberry jammin
Dusting the beef curtains is: see motorboat, except sub tits for vag

grinding the beef 

A masterbation technique used by accomplished women. Also a medical term for masterbating so much that the vaginal area becomes so deformed it looks like a plate of ground beef.
"Don't mind me, I'm just grinding the beef"

Feed Em' The Beef 

Feed Em' The Beef is another way of saying: "Make Them Suck Your Dick". Is this instance "Beef" is referring to a Penis, which can also be called a man's "Meat", which is forcefully "Fed" to the person on the receiving end, hence: "Feed Em' The Beef"
Guy 1: Whats that bitches problem, always running his fucking mouth...

Guy 2: Feed Em' The Beef
Feed Em' The Beef by ~Angelus~ December 12, 2010