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Now the tuxedos seem kinda fucked up 

In sports terms, the precise moment when you realize why that promising call-up from the minor leagues was in the minor leagues in the first place.

Inspired by Step Brothers (2008). Applicable to any team or a group dynamic.
Third-string goalie pitches a shutout in his first game, then gets lit up in his second game.

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started from the bottom now we way up

he's the nigga driving fast and also _extendo_ boyfriend
-started from the bottom now we way up
-dude shut the fuck up

Who shot who in the what now? 

Wait, what?

A quote from the TV series The Simpsons in the episode "Who Shot Mr. Burns pt. II," Jasper, a senior citizen says this quote.
Mitch: (in a meaningless argument with the person next to him while the rest of the world tunes them out) No, I'm positive it isn't done that way. Right Al?
Al: Who shot who in the what now?

now thats the sauce! 

Something you say when you approve of something someone else likes.
Bro 1: Yo, on some real ish, Count Chocula is where it's at.
Bro 2: Now thats the sauce!

started from the bottom now we here

Started from the bottom now we here

who said what in the hey now? 

I thought you just called my mother a cunt? Who said what in the hey now?

I was reincarnated as a Negro, now I sell drugs in the hood 

A new hit Anime adaptation based off a light novel, where Japanese salary man dies from getting hit by a city bus while trying to save a woman from getting hit. He is then reborn black in Gary Indiana, and is raised by a poverty-ridden family in the hood. His father left him at a yound age, and was killed in negro combat. The protagonist seeks to avenge his father by slaying the king pin of the hood. He is able to level up his MP by selling drugs, participating in drive-bys, looting stores, and slaying baby mamas. He learns new magical abilities by doing different drugs.
Tyrell: Yo have you seen I was reincarnated as a Negro, now I sell drugs in the hood yet? I heard it is pretty good.
Jermaime: Yah nigga, I heard the protag is gucci as fuck. The intro song goes hard.