Tequila Lesbian

Any female that is heterosexual, but after a few shots of tequila temporally turns lesbian.

Tracy and I were at a party together, but 2 shots of Cuervo later...she turned into tequila lesbian.

by O.G.Lucifer January 9, 2009

tequila fries

An instance where a person has had so much to drink that the only way he/she can be convinced to eat some fries is by you telling them that they are tequila fries (fries with tequila in them)

(drunk person) Omg dude I love tequila.

You should really eat something

No dude I want tequila

These fries have tequila in them. They are tequila fries

OK

by schorsch August 6, 2006

tequila stuntman

A tequila shot antic in which the drinker:
1.snorts a line of salt
2.slams the shot of tequila
and
3.squeezes the lime in his/her eye.

This shot was allegedly invented by Steve-o of Jackass fame.

My attention-whoring roommate performed a tequila stuntman in front of the whole bar and didn't have to pay for drinks the rest of the night.

by Mina February 16, 2004

Tequila Mud Butt

A blended drink consisting of 1 pint of tequila, 1 can of refried beans, and a cup of orange juice. Must be consumed straight from the blender in full. Usually the outcome of a bet due to its unpleasant taste, and should be video taped for evidence later. Acronym is TMB.

Tony can't wait to drink that tequila mud butt.

by sackbagjr November 29, 2011

Tequila Jerk-Knot

It starts as auto-erotic asphyxiation, then takes a turn once you add lime juice and salt to your member, proceeding by masturbating furiously.

Did you hear about Ryan? He's in the ER after a botched Tequila Jerk-Knot.

by sircocklord December 15, 2019

Tequila Water

A dangerous cocktail drink consisting of tequila, hydration powder, energy drink, and POG. This drink is usually filled in a gallon jug and makes for a great day. Originated from Maui and further spread into the Bay Area shortly after.

Hey I heard you have the best Tequila Water here could I try yours? Oh damn this stuff is so good I can't even taste the tequila! We should get hammered all day and not sleep!

by Sean 2.0 April 6, 2021

Tequila Tuesdays

Similar to "Thirsty Thursdays," "Sunday Fundays," and "Wine Wednesdays," Tequila Tuesdays is a term used as an excuse to drink on a weekday that isn't Friday.

"Natalie's clothes come off on Tequila Tuesdays!"

by Natalie_gets_rowdy May 5, 2014