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Rolling Stones Tour 

n. Any over-priced wildly-publicised event of little actual importance.

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Are you going to watch The Masters this weekend?

No. It's just a Rolling Stones Tour. I'd rather wash my socks.
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rolling stones 

Them and Led Zeppelin are the greatest bands ever.
The Beatles started the revolution, the Stones and Led took it and ran away with it
rolling stones by Honky Tonk June 10, 2004

Rolling Stones 

The greatest rock band of all time. Even at 60, Mick Jagger still owns every other rocker. They've written more great songs than just about any band.
Rolling Stones by James Vander September 25, 2003

Rolling Stones 

The greatest rock band of all time. They've written and recorded more iconic rock and roll songs than most other bands even have played on the radio. These include: Satisfaction, Paint It Black, Start Me Up, Brown Sugar, Street Fighting Man, Jumpin' Jack Flash, and Sympathy For The Devil. The four current members of the Rolling Stones are Mick Jagger (vocals), Keith 'Keef' Richards (guitar/vocals), Ron Wood (guitar), and Charlie Watts (drums).
"Whoa, man, the Rolling Stones are the rockin'est band ever."
Rolling Stones by Andrew December 29, 2003

rolling stones 

Came out with four albums from 1968-1972 (Beggars' Banquet, Let It Bleed, sticky Fingers and Exile on Main St.) that define rock'n'roll and encapsulated everything the Beatles, Zeppelin, the Who, and any other 60s band inspired by the blues could never do: keep the sound and soul intact. The other bands just wrote rock music; the Stones did and fused both and as such, are the greatest band ever.

rolling stones retire 

for a celebrity or someone famous to say they're going to retire from the spotlight and get right back in it
hey man did you hear (insert famous name) is going to retire

yeah but i bet they're just going to rolling stones retire, they'll be in a movie by the end of the year
rolling stones retire by boots9288 September 16, 2009

rolling stones 

A great rock n' roll band deeply rooted in the blues, R&B(not the contemporary kind), soul, and pretty much every black genre. During the sixties and the early seventies they released albums that are nothing short of timeless classics. Unfortunately, they became more and more commercially oriented after that, and should have retired twenty five years ago. As it stands now, they are an embarassment to what they once were.
Person 1: Did you see the Rolling Stones half-time show? That sucked!

Person 2: Yeah, they do suck now, but they used to be legendary. Just listen to Beggar's Banquet, Let it Bleed, Exile on Main St., or Sticky Fingers!
rolling stones by topraman517 July 10, 2007