Spiders webbed 

A spider man like fling of seamen from one's hand onto the face of another.

Beeds, i just spiders webbed this sloot.

Spiders webbed by Beeds January 12, 2008

Spidey Punch

Climbing up on a person to have sex with them from behind and resisting their attempts to dislodge you with Spiderman web throwing manuevers.

Can be the throwing of semen into the hair of the resistor after they successfully dislodge you.

I climbed up on her from behind like Spiderman. She wanted face to face action so I Spidey Punched her and carried on.

Spidey Punch by AssmanATX June 4, 2009

spiderson 

Spiderson is what we all call Peter Parker when he's with Tony Stark.

Tony: Have you seen my Spiderson?
Steve: Uh- you have a son?
Tony: Yeah- *gestures for Peter to come forwards*
Tony: This is my Spiderson.

Steve: Ohhh isn't this the kid with the spider-powers?
Tony: Yes, and that's why I call him my Spiderson.

spiderson by GalaxyWolf676 The MarvelAddict January 8, 2021

we're not here to shag spiders 

Australian expression meaning "we're not here to fuck around", "Get your arse in gear", "get a move on", "let's get on with it", etc

Usually required when someone is Dragging the Chain and making the rest of the group wait until they're done fucking around.

Has the added bonus of shock value, if used in the right (inappropriate) company.

Come on mate, get your arse into gear, we're not here to shag spiders!

we're not here to shag spiders by AussieCol September 22, 2017

Mrs. Spiders 

A demon. There's no other way of putting it. Her favorite saying is "NO FUN ALLOWED!" and she doesn't seem to be human. No sense of humor, and - actually, I think she's an enderman. She just appears behind you.

AAHHH! It's Mrs. Spiders!!!

Mrs. Spiders by Turdmeister69 March 15, 2020

barking tree spiders 

a huge loud ass fart near or around a camp fire.

"damn those barking tree spiders ar really loud tonigt.

barking tree spiders by mronesuit August 12, 2009

Just like a bunch of spiders in a birthday cake 

1. An unpleasant surprise.

2. When a woman hasn't shaven her vagina in months and the guy pulls out and ejaculates on top of her vagina.

"Ahoolah hoolah hoolah, aboolah boolah boolah! Look who's got front row seats to the Mexican hat-dance now, just like a bunch of spiders in a birthday cake!"

"He was surprised at the sight of her unshaven vagina as his ejaculate got stuck in her pubic hair. Just like a bunch of spiders in a birthday cake."

Just like a bunch of spiders in a birthday cake by Dr. Terpentine March 9, 2010