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Briggsy spanking 

A variety of spanking indulged in by arty types. The spankee coats his arse with oil paints of many colours and bends over a sculpture of Shakespeare. The spanker then larrups the spankees paint-smeared buttocks with a palette or rolled-up canvas. The gleeful yelpings of the spankees are often recorded and sold in art shops as "Sounds to inspire you".
That fellow with the easel has quite a limp. Aubrey.

Yes. I think you'll find he's been the spankee in some Briggsy spanking.
Briggsy spanking by Colin Cummerbund September 21, 2006

sparkle jump rope queen 

One of the early stage names for Lana del Rey. Ref. In some of her unreleased songs available on you tube.
" I can be you're sparkle jump rope queen."

Spark the Boys 

Usually used in Canada, specifically Saskatchewan. Spark the boys is used as a verb to "get the boys or anyone hyped up"
Person 1, "I cant believe Ethan got a hattrick last night"
Person 2, "Yeah now he's throwing a banger, spark the boys"
Spark the Boys by Meshow M April 26, 2021

Sharkization 

Someone who is very fond of sharks.
You are a real sharkization.
Sharkization by KingWillVIII July 4, 2017

spark it up 

To light a ciggarette or marijuana 'joint'
"Hurry and spark it up, homey!"

Sparkle Pony 

A high maintenance person at the Burning Man Festival who is unprepared for the harsh camping environment and becomes a burden to their camp-mates.
Burner #1: "Can you believe that Sparkle Pony over there brought 60 costumes but only 2 gallons of water and some ramen noodles?"

Burner#2: "Yeah. They asked me where the food court was located."
Sparkle Pony by InsertCoolNameHere February 18, 2010