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spade cooley 

function: verb

etymology: eponym coined for Donnell Clyde 'Spade' Cooley, the self-proclaimed King of Western Swing, who is remembered for stomping his (second) wife Ella Mae Evans to death in front of his daughter Melody.

1. to stomp someone to death 2. to stomp on something violently

Usage note: this is also known as the Oklahoma Stomp after his hit single of the same name.
If you don't shut up, I am seriously going to Spade Cooley you.

Tina: Rex, are you sure that you put out that cigarette?
Rex: Are you kidding? I Spade Cooley'd the shit out of that thing.
spade cooley by Alana Post October 13, 2005
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spade cat 

An African American man.

This word was common among jazz musicians in the 1940s and 1950s, but fell out of favor in recent times because of politically correct bull. This was never a racial slur, although politically correct twits think it is today.
The spade cat lay down a great riff during his sax solo.
spade cat by Cap'n Bullmoose April 19, 2005
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spade face 

An ugly chick who looks like she has been hit in the face with a spade
spade face by KT August 18, 2003

Spade foot 

did you see that girl earlier she had a spade foot
Spade foot by donkeycock12555 February 14, 2012
Spade.xo is an anime tiktok page that has 600+ followers with no content. He is often found in comment section making fun of users for their looks, beliefs, gender, and pronouns.
Tyler: I’m gay and proud!
Spade.xo: lol, faggot
Spade.xo by naoi-sann April 21, 2021

Spade Shafting 

An action performed by shoving the blade end of a shovel up a female vagina, then breaking off the back half of the shovel and sticking that up her butthole
My friend wanted to get back at his ex for dumping him so I tought him the painful art of spade shafting
Spade Shafting by sumthinred October 8, 2011

spade or "Super Spade" 

Part of the name of a well known drug dealer in Haight/Ashbury in the 60's.
His nic was "Super Spade" and, he was murdered.

Others who were there then will remember him.
"Hey, Super, what you got for me today?"