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on the register 

Our gym teacher is crazy I bet you he’s on the register

rub register 

a female version of the male spank bank
Seeing Roy's massive cock, Sarah filed it in her rub register for futher contemplating.
rub register by cashole August 24, 2006

Sack register 

The act of pulling excess scrotal skin over your soft penis and and pressing on the exposed base of the penis and as the penis flings out of the sack wrap you say cha ching mocking the sound of a cash register
"Dude he was so drunk that he made a sakpak and put on a "sack register" for us it was so funny
Sack register by Bighair15 March 14, 2010

The Turkish Cash Register 

When someone inserts the chip of a debit/credit card into your anus.
That girl gave me the turkish cash register last night, not my thing.

Register Monkey

Someone that works a cash register at a discount store because they are too dumb to get a real job.
That register monkey charged me twice!
Register Monkey by Jim Kenzig December 2, 2003

registering a pinkie 

Bob was disturbed when registering a pinkie while watching The Golden Girls
registering a pinkie by smcduk November 1, 2017