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Duck-ponding

When someone is telling a story, or really when anything happens, and you zone out until the ending.
Someone: "So me and Jason went to Kansas city yesterday..."
Someone else: *not paying attention*
Someone: "...and I was like, no YOU'RE a paper towel!"
Someone else: sorry dude, i was just duck-ponding. I have no idea what you just said.
Duck-ponding by RiHuxley July 31, 2012
Related Words
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Using tampons soaked in vodka to get drunk quickly and hide the smell. Other forms of liquor may be used, as well as other orifices.

Derived as a shortened version of "tamponning."
I think Kevin K is drunk, but he's not drinking! He must be ponning.
ponning by Lance S. July 22, 2011
A Ponting is a hoe ass nigga whom is usually extremely annoying and have small penises.
Bro Ponting is so skinny. Even Fumi can bench-press him. Talk about "Skineras"
Ponting by SimplyFrangzClaw21 November 12, 2019

poning the noobs

Getting your ass kicked in gears by GraGraGravity

pouncing camel

A pouncing Camel is when an extreamly horny camel visioulsy attacked a croud of people then begins to lick the dingleberrys of its victims
dude I was walking down the street when I saw a pouncing camel.

Your mom told me I was like a pouncing camel
The act of 2 makes electrocuting each other until climax.
I'm a little sore from pencing all night with the VP.
Pencing by Big Guy74897628947689 November 13, 2016