Skanky Pirate Hooker 

Someone who is very slutty who you might call hoe face or douche bag.They like to hump everything.Are usually guys because it makes it funnier.It just happens to be most of the guys I know like Adam,Alex,Riley,Sam,Cole,Choua,and much more.

He is such a slutty douche bag,so he must be a skanky pirate hooker.

Skanky Pirate Hooker by Taylor also known as tater tot December 20, 2008

dirty ass pirate hooker

so listen, its basically a grime who likes to grime out all her friends and likes index fingers in her butt while she grimes her loser blink 182 wanna be hebrew boyfriend. pirate hookers typically have big ass mouths that are used primarily for the perfection of the art of fellatio, this is a high priority of the "daph". They also have massive booties, like pirates, but are also endowed with massive titties, not like pirates. In essence, they are grimes, with the addition of the hitherto information, as well as reminding you strangely of your mother, minus the love of fellatio.

That girl leslie, she is just a dirty ass pirate hooker, my finger was stuck in her butt for three hours and she wouldn't stop giving me dome, i'm so waterlogged i needed to blowdry my prick.

dirty ass pirate hooker by Albert Henneman January 15, 2008

dirty pirate hooker 

the name of a porno and used as describing a girl or boy who is a dirty pirate hooker. The word ooriginated in 6th grade during one of the schools field trips. (see betsy johnson)

dayum kirby is a dirty ass pirate hooker,
wat the hell that dirty pirate hooker gave me aids,
dude i just banged some dirty pirate hooker named kirby
dude drew just banged that dirty pirate hooker named kirby

dirty pirate hooker by jeff sloane February 13, 2008

Dirty Pirate Hooker 

Someone who sleeps around so much that she smells like a pirate.

Krystal wanted to sleep with Stephen but he said she was too much of a dirty pirate hooker.

Dirty Pirate Hooker by Operation Wolf February 29, 2012

Dirty Pirate Hooker 

All of the other definitions are grossly inaccurate for Dirty Pirate Hooker, this is the one true definition. A Dirty Pirate Hooker is a prostitute, escort, or some other woman who accepts cash, gifts, or other valuables in exchange for whoring her body out; what separates a Dirty Pirate Hooker from a regular prositute however is the fact that she has significantly more paid for sex with clientele who are significantly bigger sleezy perverts (making the Dirty Pirate Hooker Dirty); finally their are distinguishing marks such as stab wounds, bite marks, perhaps missing appendages, an eye-patch, etc. which makes said Dirty Pirate Hooker somewhat resemble a pirate of folklore.

Her name was Cinammon, she came to our hotel room in Vegas to entertain us, the apprehension she had of us, the stab wounds, and skankiness told us that she wasn't only a stripper, she was indeed a Dirty Pirate Hooker.

Dirty Pirate Hooker by Alias_Invader October 8, 2014

Hooker Pirate 

A girl who is a stupid skank.

Yo that girl is a smelly hooker pirate.

Hooker Pirate by fastenfurryous February 14, 2012

D.P.H.-Dirty Pirate Hookers 

D.P.H. is the worlds greatest dodgeball team, forged in the center of the earths core. DPH is hard as fuck. launched in to space my team captin debbie dangler we trained in 0 gravity to form success full team ever... the dity pirate hookers
c-debbie dangler
a-polly pirate
a-garglin gillagin
and crew!

When you get hit with a dodgeball so hard that your intestines explode out of your asshole and your eyeballs get sucked into the back of your throat, your world has been rocked by D.P.H.-Dirty Pirate Hookers.

D.P.H.-Dirty Pirate Hookers by glencrowe1111111 May 21, 2008