octopus handshake 

The sexual act of double penetration while on a boat or body of water; any sexual act while on a boat or body of water involving more than one penis.

"During the cruise, Lisa met two guys at the bar who gave her an octopus handshake."

octopus handshake by Chuck15065 April 14, 2010

Octopus Hands 

A man or woman who has the insistent need to put their univited hands on another persons body whether it be at a club or at the movies on a first date. Keep your hands to yourself!

Lisa decided to help Johnathan with his homework one night and while they are sitting in her dorm room, he decides to place his octopus hands on her knee and proceed to slide up, while the other hand wraps around her shoulders....

Octopus Hands by Carmen Brown21 February 24, 2010

Octopus Fuck Session 

Term given to having a pair of eights as your hole cards in Texas Hold'em.

"So I flipped over my octopus fuck session and said 'I'M RICH, BITCH!'"

Octopus Fuck Session by Treacherous_B April 7, 2004

octopus juicer 

Four people (8 hands) performing a hand job simultaneously on a single penis. For obvious reasons, the penis must be of above average size. Extremely above average.

The frat party ended in an octopus juicer.

octopus juicer by Rey V March 31, 2008

octopus man 

a man/woman who has sex with lots of men/women lots of times in one day. octopus man can either be a man or a woman. a bigger version of a slut or whore

man 1: dude wheres daren?
man 2: probably fucking some chick
man 1: he's such a octopus man
man 2: i wish i was a octopus man.

octopus man by wisdomess June 14, 2011

Octopus kisses

Are small love peck of lipstick left by ones anus.

Bro! Chris passed out last night and woke up with octopus kisses all over his face.

Octopus kisses by DirtyDub! July 2, 2021

octopus sucking 

When one is giving a hickey and sucks extremely hard as if being an octopus' sucker.

"Could you stop octopus sucking?? It hurts!!"

octopus sucking by trey_26 August 17, 2014