"Farticulate Matter" 

Those nasty mini-chunks left in your boxers after an excessive big push.

Dude, I gotta go to the can, I think I blew some "Farticulate Matter" into my DKNY's. That push was way over the top.

"Farticulate Matter" by wpgbrainscanner October 12, 2008

Poop mittens 

Another word for toilet paper.

Hey don't forget to pack some poop mittens for the camping trip.

Poop mittens by KQF February 12, 2009

Lorenzo Von Matterhorn 

A play to run on girls to get the business.

1st: Have an ability in website design and think of a unique fake name. Have you got yours? Good!
Now when you get to the bar look for a girl with a really nice phone. Approach her with confidence and repeat your fake name often. Now when you leave she will go on her phone and do an internet search of you, where she'll see......

a series of fake websites talking about your many feats in being a billionaire, global balloon trekker, and being told by doctors that penis reduction surgery isn't an option.

give her some time then approach her again and ask if she would like to have coffee.

The Lorenzo Von Matterhorn works!

Lorenzo Von Matterhorn by lesbihonestttt June 9, 2013

Da'Monte 

Da'Monte is the best boyfriend he is a brave and horny and funny and crazy if you see Da'Monte just knows girls it's your chance

girl 1: Last night Da'Monte give it to me

girl 2: Da'Monte let me lick his d*** Last night

girl 3: He got a Big one yallllllllllll

Da'Monte by Da'Monte February 6, 2018

three card monte 

A con game, frequent in the New York subways, involving playing cards.

Never play three card monte; you can't win.

three card monte by Cornholio September 29, 2003

The Only Truth that Matters 

The Only Truth that Matters is Love

I drove all night to see her because she is The Only Truth that Matters

The Only Truth that Matters by Liberation Theology December 16, 2019

Mitter 

A man, usually in his mid 20s to early 30s, who has seen far too many days of service and too few days of respite. While noble in countenance and vigorous in spirit, busy days of indentured servitude to the machine have laid bare the soul of the mitter, reducing a once fine man into a belligerent tyrant. Special care must be taken when dealing with a mitter, lest ye be cut to the quick...

Dylan: "I heard that Brett is coming home for the holidays! Haven't seen him in a while... How's he been doing?"
Ben: "Terrible Dylan. I spoke to him the other day and he nearly bit my head off! Kept grumbling about his coworkers and all the drama at his job. Poor guy..."
Dylan: "Sounds like he's being a mitter. Ah well, let's make sure he has an enjoyable time off, eh?"
Ben: "You said it!"

Mitter by The Swolestar February 20, 2023