misering & mangling 

Misrepresentation by miswrought, selfish means

Such misering & mangling can lead to below the belt miserable practices.

misering & mangling by Hercolena Oliver May 29, 2010

Mestringshuset 

Magical place in the Vegårshei woods, southern part of Norway. Where beautiful fairies help addicts (drugs and/or alcohol) on the way to recovery.

Using the wonderful 10 step philosophy to give hopeless cases the chance of a worthy life once more.

Billy Bob : Hey man! I think I got a problem with alcohol and meth.... My wife is leaving me, and my kids will not speak to me. What should I do?

Man : Why don't you call Mestringshuset? They can help!

Billy Bob : Thanx, man! I'll do that!

Mestringshuset by TheMufaasa March 6, 2011

MistPrince 

A super uber-fabulous nerd who loves vaginal porridge and vaginal croutons on his salad!

Also Primarch of the Rainbow of Nagnang

You're like so MistPrince, Cha!

MistPrince by Eric January 28, 2005

Mittening 

Mittening can be defined as a sexual act between two consenting partners where the female's body serves as a mitten for their partners hand.

Mittening: One partner, who can be deemed as the "receiver" and must be female, remains calm while the other partner inserts their four fingers into her vagina. The thumb must be left free. Lubrication is often needed. Once all four fingers have been inserted, the thumb is inserted into the anus of the female, again lubrication is often needed. This then creates a "mitten" for the hand.

Mittening by Shanti Shimmer August 5, 2008

Moshering

The act of seducing multiple women over MSN and then having sex with them, only to leave them in the morning.

"You aren't Moshering that girl, are you?"

Moshering by Chris Holmes June 10, 2005

Mustering

Wrangling of cattle, sheep, goats or partners, usually with the aid of herding dogs, ropes or other means of enticement.

An enjoyable form of role-play between partners.

Hurry up, Harry. Get to mustering me or I shall freeze to death in this Wonder Woman costume!

Mustering by DumpsterDiva May 9, 2010

sistering 

if your sister is a lesbian, the act of her scissoring with her partner

hey, i'm coming in, quit sistering!

sistering by unoenglish November 29, 2011