fluffy puff marshmallows 

They're fluffity, they're puffity. One two three four five.

Fluffy puff marhsmallows make breakfast shiver with flavor.

fluffy puff marshmallows by Marshie March 29, 2003

murder the marshmallow

To masturbate ferociously.

(Refers to the Stay Puft marshmallow man in Ghostbusters, when he is killed and parts of his body are splattered all over the place.)

Every time I look at that picture of Mila Kunis on the internet, I can't help but murder the marshmallow right in front of my screen.

murder the marshmallow by RandZerom April 28, 2006

pompous marshmallow 

A silly phrase to describe someone that's ridiculous and likes to think that they're not.

"Loshad, you're such a pompous marshmallow, get over yourself."

pompous marshmallow by coldshadows September 10, 2008

marshmallow clap 

when a girl is giving you a blowjob and halfway through, she takes her two hands secretly and claps her two hands together extremely fast and hard with the balls squeezed in the hands. it is exremely painful and the guy wont be able to stand up straight for 4 hours.

Dude, i went home with Jane and while she gave me head, she Marshmallow Clapped the fuck outta my balls!!!

marshmallow clap by larryginger123 March 27, 2009

Marshmallow 

White person - ethnic slur for a white person

Your such a marshmallow

Check out that marshmallow

Marshmallow by derogatorymarshmallow July 17, 2013

Marshmallow 

A person, or character in a movie, novel or video game, who is full of hot air and/or is weak.

Person A: John's a real marshmallow

Person B: You mean he is a confectionery treat?

Person A: Nah. He is full of hot air and so weak, one hit is all it takes to bring him down.

Marshmallow by Alexander Drummond May 3, 2016

Saratoga Marshmallow 

When you urinate on the toilet paper roll in a public washroom, causing it to swell up like a marshmallow.

Hey Steve, check out stall number three - I've created a Saratoga Marshmallow.

Saratoga Marshmallow by Yankee Clipper March 1, 2009