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mardi gras 

also known as 'fat tuesday' or the day before 'ash wednesday': the day that marks the christian fasting period known as lent. a time for blacking out, absolute debauchery, and degenerate behavior. if you can remember what was done during mardi gras, you didn't celebrate it right. the showing of tits for beads is part of such tradition.
mardi gras is just like any other weekend but with more tits
mardi gras by susanfux February 15, 2018
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Mardi Gras Wambo

When one of your sick friends drops a xanax in your drink at Mardi Gras, usually abbreviated to just “wambo”
“Can’t wait to mardi gras wambo Dillon tomorrow, he’s gonna be so fucked up!”
Mardi Gras Wambo by Chumshow July 22, 2021
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Mardi Gras feral 

Go crazy at Mardi Gras and or u go crazy like a Mardi Gras
I can’t wait to go Mardi Gras feral this year
Mardi Gras feral by Isabeka January 3, 2024

mardi woo 

“Omg Mardi woo is such a great person and can do anything
mardi woo by MardiWoo December 16, 2024

Catholic girl Mardi Gras bead flash 

This is a variant of the standard Mardi Gras bead flash, in which the timid soul flashes her bra or bikini top for Mardi Gras beads.
My sister Heather was cowed by the nuns; consequently, she was only up to a Catholic girl Mardi Gras bead flash.

show your bra after mardi gras 

The day after Mardi Gras instead of showing your boobs you show your bra.
Hey! What’s your bra color? Show your bra after Mardi Gras!

Messed-Up Mardi 

An alcoholic drink that's unbelievable addictive.

To create this addictive drink you need the following:

- Jägermeister
- Cointreaux
- Southern Comfort
- Coca-Cola
- Ice cubes
- Longdrink glass
- Shotglass/shot dispenser

1. Put 3 or 4 ice cubes in the glass.
2. Put 1 shot of Jägermeister and Cointreaux in the glass and half a shot of Southern Comfort.
3. Now top it off with Coca-Cola.
4. You have to test the alcohol/coca-cola ratio when you have not mixed it before. Just try to add more Coca-Cola while mixing it!

ATTENTION: DO NOT PUT TOO MUCH COCA-COLA IN THE DRINK (Max. 2/3) ;)

ENJOY!
"Did you try that Messed-Up Mardi drink yet?" "Hell yeah! I'm M-U-M'ed YO!"
Messed-Up Mardi by Sacrem September 9, 2009