District Manager 

A semi higher up(usually retail) who spews out bad ideas from their higher ups that will ultimately help Wal-Mart kill the company faster.

99.9% of the time these people have zero idea what they are talking about and just serve to make a persons time in retail far worse than it should be.

I am the District Manager you have to listen me!!!!!

Extended Warranties and Instant Credits will save this company.

I am cutting your stores hours.

You are fired for pointing out that I am stupid.

District Manager by ecco6t9 April 6, 2009

I want to speak to the manager 

The ultimate weapon used by Karen if someone didn't do the job correctly according to Karen's broken logic and lack of common sense

- Is there a problem here?
- I WANT TO SPEAK TO THE MANAGER!!!
- why?

I want to speak to the manager by BrandonWasHere July 21, 2020

load management 

A medical condition that compels superstar athletes to voluntarily or involuntarily, act like a canine that lacks a Y-chromosome.

LeBronze will be out tonight against the Golden State Warriors due to load management.

load management by nefertiti_laker_fan February 4, 2019

managon 

Managon

The vehicle of choice for hipsters and chancers. alleged to be used on global adventures but seemingly never ventures far and never ever to mot stations. All journeys are however filmed and uploaded for maximum marketing opportunity always with funky tunes and tedious voice overs.

#I've been building a managon for my vanlife holidays.

managon by Danmetallic November 15, 2017

Project Manager 

Somone who uses endless buzz words and centres their existance around a load of paperwork, meetings, conference calls and turning every task, no matter how small, into an epic display of verbal and written diarrhea. Jobs that once needed a sensible tradeperson or two, now need to be a project with a project manager. They sit between the workers and management and are very good at being on the side of whoever they are talking to and ensuring that they are never in the same room as both workers and management. Commanding huge amounts of money, they are gifted in prolonging everything.

"I think we need to change the tap washer in the toilet because its leaking but there may be some issue with finding the stop tap and if too much torque is applied we could snap the fitting and all get drowned. Better get a bank loan to employ a Project Manager to make sure that doesn't happen"

Project Manager by Projectman December 18, 2011

mischief managed 

By using these words you can end any conversation, denote the finish of a project, or excuse yourself from any situation with authority. It's almost like... magic.

"I'll see you guys on Tuesday at 5:00. Mischief managed!"

"Finally the dishes are done! Mischief managed!"

"Professor Snape is coming, put away the Marauder's Map! Mischief managed!"

mischief managed by pickleicious13 July 27, 2011

manager's special 

Ejaculating on someone before you fire them.

Justin if you dont get your bitch ass to work im going to give you a manager's special.

manager's special by Trooperholman Sr March 24, 2012