Mailbox watcher
Mailbox watcher by voiceofstl March 18, 2021
Get the Mailbox watcher mug.
Mailbox Hijack
When people, usually teenaged boys with no life, randomly drive around drunk around 3 in the morning and steal mailboxes for their pure enjoyment.
Mailbox Hijack by Lady In The... August 19, 2009
Related Words
Mailbox inspector
A slang term to describe a type of cap that you see people wearing, characterized first by its long peak but further identified by a huge curve in the peak of the hat.
Any person wearing a hat like this can be imagined looking into a mailbox where the entire peak fits right in so the person can look up close so as to inspect the mailbox.
Any person wearing a hat like this can be imagined looking into a mailbox where the entire peak fits right in so the person can look up close so as to inspect the mailbox.
Here comes Johnny, look at the huge curve in the brim of his hat! He looks like he's a mailbox inspector!
Mailbox inspector by Alley1969 September 1, 2013
Mailbox Tuesday
The FIRST tuesday of the month where one consumes large quantities of cannabis.
MBTJustin was misinformed.
Mailbox Tuesday is also a group of people who have come together to form a strong connection (sexual relationship).
MBTJustin was misinformed.
Mailbox Tuesday is also a group of people who have come together to form a strong connection (sexual relationship).
DJ: Hey guys, it's the first tuesday of the month.
Katie:Happy Mailbox Tuesday! Let's blaze!!
Brad: I'm gay!
Joey: HEWHEIEEEEHEHEHAHHAHAUEEOOO?
Tyler: I'm cool, let's hang out next sunny day. (I'll actually be snowboarding that day)
Katie:Happy Mailbox Tuesday! Let's blaze!!
Brad: I'm gay!
Joey: HEWHEIEEEEHEHEHAHHAHAUEEOOO?
Tyler: I'm cool, let's hang out next sunny day. (I'll actually be snowboarding that day)
Mailbox Tuesday by DJK420 July 31, 2010
mailbox for cocks
mailbox for cocks by M. Ale-man June 29, 2009
Mailbox PTSD
The Post Traumatic Stress Disorder (anxiety) you experience after finding multiple or successive tickets in your mailbox for speeding and/or traffic light violations. This can happen when you are visiting a new city or area of town, and you don't know where the traffic cameras are poised to "nab" you.
Sister 1: I have a bone to pick with you.
Sister 2: What?
Sister 1: When I went to my mailbox Monday, there was a ticket for $75 from speeding on Michigan Avenue during my visit to see you in DC. We don't have speed cameras in Atlanta, so I thought, "What is this??"
Sister 2: Ooops. I forgot to warn you about those cameras.
Sister 1: Then, I went to my mailbox on Tuesday, and there was another $75 speeding ticket! They caught me both coming and going on Michigan Avenue!
Sister 2: Oh no!
Sister 1: On Wednesday, as I approached my mailbox, my heart started racing, and my hands were shaking! Going to the mailbox is now traumatic for me.
Sister 2: (Gasp!) I am so sorry... you have symptoms of Mailbox PTSD.
Sister 2: What?
Sister 1: When I went to my mailbox Monday, there was a ticket for $75 from speeding on Michigan Avenue during my visit to see you in DC. We don't have speed cameras in Atlanta, so I thought, "What is this??"
Sister 2: Ooops. I forgot to warn you about those cameras.
Sister 1: Then, I went to my mailbox on Tuesday, and there was another $75 speeding ticket! They caught me both coming and going on Michigan Avenue!
Sister 2: Oh no!
Sister 1: On Wednesday, as I approached my mailbox, my heart started racing, and my hands were shaking! Going to the mailbox is now traumatic for me.
Sister 2: (Gasp!) I am so sorry... you have symptoms of Mailbox PTSD.
Mailbox PTSD by t geezy March 10, 2014