a small minded person with a brain the size of a walnut who listens to anything the president says. the are usually racist and homophobic along with many other things. they really need to pick a struggle.

person 1: trump 2020
person 2: okay troompa loompa❤️

troompa loompa by gaynextdoor July 16, 2020

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Oompa Loompa Body Ass Bitch

A specific description you receive when you fuck with Jasmine Collins' monetary gains. It apparently only works for fat, white, thin haired, cheese-smelling women named Rachel, who are managers and tend to leave certain people off the shift schedule. The voice mail became a meme and a favorite of Tik Tok. It died briefly and has recently been gaining popularity again.

"This is for Rachel, you big, fat, white, smelly bitch. Why you took me off the mufuckin schedule witcho triflin ass? You white racist bitch. Oompa loompa body ass bitch!".

Oompa Loompa Body Ass Bitch by GG Allin September 20, 2021

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The Loomis Ratio

The Loomis Ratio is simple: for every 1 guy there are 4 girls. Underclassmen are preferred. The Loomis Ratio needs a couple of requirements to take place. The Loomis Ratio should be accompanied with sums of alcohol, dance music, and a bonus is if the host's parents are away for the duration. If all goes to plan the full effect of The Loomis Ratio will be felt. It will be a night that the partiers will never forget only if they are able remember.

One cold night in the deep winter of the Northern Midwest, the host implemented The Loomis Ratio which resulted in the temperature risin', dance floor bumpin', and the host drunkin'and sex...thus being a night which profited from The Loomis Ratio.

The Loomis Ratio by Mr. Samuel May 26, 2006

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