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Crazy Like You, Lollipop

A 178 chapter long Frerard (not yet completed) story on theblackparade.net that is the longest story on the site. It's written by Nukyster and features a mentally instable adaptation of Gerard Way and his suicidal 16 year old boyfriend, an adaptation of Frank Iero.
"dude, did you read CLYL on theblackparade.net?"
"CLYL?"
"Crazy Like You, Lollipop!!"
"Oh, yea man I love that story! It's so long..."
"Yea, but it's pretty amazing."
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Blue lollipop 

when your bottom lip turns bluish black from being sucked on; a hickey on your lip cuz all the damn blood vessels popped
Damn baby, I know I asked you to suck on my lip, but this blue lollipop is outta control!
Blue lollipop by Hannah Blauvelt February 12, 2007

Nigga lollipop 

A banana rolled in crushed up flaming hot cheetos, then then dipped in hot sauce.
Yo tyrese pass me another Nigga lollipop
Nigga lollipop by Eheitryjdej January 18, 2013

licking old lollipops 

An ancient description term used to define "lol" - this last now an overly used expression that simply means nothing.
Dude1: "Man I just got fired..."
Dude2: "lol"
Dude1: "Why in the hell are you licking old lollipops" ?

sucking too hard on your lollipop 

dwelling overly long on a subject to the point of being obsessive
Woman: "It's been a week since my date and that guy hasn't called me back yet!"

Friend: "You're sucking too hard on your lollipop, girl. Let it go already!"

Cocksicle Lollipop Fuck Slide 

A maniacal sexual maneuver in which the female (assuming it is a heterosexual relationship) lathers her bosom with a flavored popsicle of her choosing. Once the popsicle has been fully applied, the male performs a common sexual act known as the "titty-fuck" whilst simultaneously thrusting a lollipop in and out of the female's vagina.
Mark's infatuation with the Cocksicle Lollipop Fuck Slide caused Beatrice to have multiple yeast infections and congenital rash outbreaks on her chest area.

Doctors warned Beatrice that continual practice of the Cocksicle Lollipop Fuck Slide could lead to other types of fungi related to yeast infections to result in an untimely and gruesome death.

*Ironically, physicians have concluded that the Cocksicle Lollipop Fuck Slide is in no way detrimental to a man's health.