Russian lawnmower 

The art of running over orphans

Russian lawnmower is the art of running over orphans while eunjing from ukrainian tractors

Russian lawnmower by Retardsлалал May 16, 2022

lawnmower jeans 

Jeans with holes and tears in them. It looks like they were run over by a lawnmower.

Guy: Were your jeans attacked by a lawnmower?

Wearer: No, I bought them like this. They are lawnmower jeans.

lawnmower jeans by Creepy Butters April 16, 2007

lawnmower 

A small cheap/inexpensive car such as a Honda Civic with a huge spoiler on the back.

I could just grab the back of that Civic and mow my lawn with it.

lawnmower by Charon October 13, 2004

lawnmower parent 

Lawnmower parents try to pre-empt problems and 'mow them down' for their children before they occur and ensure flat surfaces are available for them to traverse...

Oh dear, Mouche is such a lawnmower parent, she just poisoned little lunch for all the children due to compete in next weeks spelling bee...

lawnmower parent by mikemilligan2015 March 21, 2016

Boston Lawnmower 

to take a dump onto a person's pubic region and then shave their pubic hair whilst the poo is still in it.

Ryan did a boston lawnmower on melissa and now she's all clean shaven.

Boston Lawnmower by profparnham October 10, 2007

Ivory Lawnmower

The usage of one's teeth to cut or trim a sexual partner's pubic hairs.

"Vanessa complained of my excess pubic hairs so i asked her to perform the ivory lawnmower on me"

Ivory=Teeth
Lawnmower=Act of trimming ones pubic hairs

Ivory Lawnmower by Sean Campbell, Submitted by Justin Briones/Evans September 9, 2008

The Lawnmower 

When inserting anal beads into your partner slowly, then pulling them out really fast producing the sound of a lawnmower starting.

Alex: Mary can I start you lawnmower?
Mary: NO!

The Lawnmower by Mary Roach March 8, 2007