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Usually the only hispanic woman in your neighbourhood. Might have a penis.

(This definition isn't good if you live in New York or Las Vegas.)
Jim; "This hooker has a penis."

Raoul; "Hey hombre, hands off my taco bro."
hooker by ih8uplzdie December 18, 2004
A woman who fucks (illegally) for money, usually men who are so lame that they can't get any girls.
My girlfriend left me and I was feeling horny, so I got a hooker
hooker by Vir Fabula August 25, 2008
Originating from Gen. Hooker's men in the civil war. he did not like his men being with prostitutes in D.C. so he removed them from the city. After he was removed of power the prostitutes came back and to mock gen. hooker they called the women hookers.
That hooker over there only charges 20$ for a @@
hooker by justin centeno December 10, 2007
A left-handed person who writes in an inverted or "hooked" position
I'm a hooker! I can't use these scissors!
Hooker by thelittleredgnome May 5, 2011
Martha Stewart's dream career.
Good thing for every living (and a few non-living) creatures Martha Stewart aint a hooker.
hooker by shruikan April 5, 2007