Hardesty

A bad ass assassin ninja cross who is also a bad mother fucker who hunts unicorns

that dude is a Hardesty

by Kermit the fucker June 19, 2012

Horde of Midgets

When a group of midgets and/or dwarfs gather together it is referred to as a horde.

A horde of midgets attacked a flock of geese after enjoying their lunch picnics during national midget day in San Antonio.

by onebraveprune December 18, 2008

Hoarse Tradition

When you give head so hard your voice is hoarse the next day.

“Tiffany sounds sick today. I hope she’s alright!”
“It’s Hoarse Tradition, she’ll be fine”

by imaspork003 November 26, 2020

app hoarding

the act of saving/keeping a bunch of apps on your iphone or other smartphone you don't use/need because they were free, or you simply dont want to get rid of them.

guy 1: why do you have 10 pages of just apps?!?!

app hoarder: dude, i cant get rid of them they were free!

guy 1: but you dont play with any!

app hoarder:..................ummm...........yeah sometimes

guy 1: dude your app hoarding ...* smh in dissapointment*

by voodoo man October 24, 2010

Hoard

a large amount of something valuable that is kept hidden

a hoard of jewels.
a squirrel's hoard of nuts.

by toxicvic June 28, 2019

i love you harder

to love someone with more passion than they love you with

boyfriend:i love you
girlfriend: i love you harder

(or vice versa, not to be confused with a sexual joke)

by fmlman October 9, 2009

harder daddy~

when the top isn't going hard enough during the sex so the bottom screams "HARDER DADDY~! HARDER PLEEASSEE~~ GIVE IT TO ME~!!"

'NNNNNG~~~ DADDY PLEASE GO HARDER FUCK ME UNTIL I BREAK UNNNGHGHGH~~~ YESS DADDY YESS PLEEEEEASEEE MMMMM OOHOOOOOO HARDER DADDY~"

by Ellitheabsolutecow July 20, 2020