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Greedy Gower 

Industry term referring to a corporate executive that takes care of themselves at the expense of shareholders.
"How could the board approve such large bonuses considering the poor performance of the company? What a bunch of greedy gowers"

"The CEO awarded the company's assets to himself after pretending they were worthless - what a greedy gower!"
Greedy Gower by Kevin De October 7, 2022
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andrew gower 

The worlds most evil man, for making runescape, which has consumed the lives of many obese teenagers with no lifes what so ever! It is said he is extremely rich.
Noob: OMG ANDREW GOWER PHR33 ST00F PL0XZ?!?
Andrew: Banned, noob!
andrew gower by SeanOC January 17, 2007

Greedy Gower 

Industry term used to describe a company insider that makes a decision for their own self gain at the expense of shareholders.

Historically used to reference the Canadian mining company Emerita Resources and the way the CEO misappropriated a land package to enrich himself and several insiders.
'So he dropped the land package for nothing and then gave it to himself later? He's such a Greedy Gower - he'll definitely get caught!'

'I can't believe he paid himself such a large bonus for such terrible share performance - what a Greedy Gower!'

'How can the company pay the CEO that kind of outrageous salary? Oh - the executives all awarded themselves outlandish salaries - what a bunch of Greedy Gowers!'
Greedy Gower by Kevin De October 3, 2022
Rachel: Hey Autumn! You wanna go take a gower with me?

Autumn: Sure, I fucking love gowers!
gower by Zebra Snuggie Jersey December 4, 2010

Goped Elite 

Most likely a middle aged man that invests thousands of dollars in a scooter that he doesn’t even ride. They tend to have big egos, small penises and enjoy butt sex on the regular.
You’re not a Goped elite until you’ve invested 5k