Mason-Gooch 

Noun: A slang term for vagina.
Verb: (to) Curb-stomp a person/item.
Adjective: Mouldy and/or yellow.

Noun: Yo man, I tore up her Mason-Gooch last night!
Verb: I feel like Mason-Gooching some bitches.
Adjective: That duck over there is very Mason-Gooch and Mason-Gooch.

Mason-Gooch by GrenadineGang August 28, 2010

acid gooch 

Acid gooch is a condition many men suffer from, caused by an excessively sweaty groin region, you know you have acid gooch when you start developing holes in your boxers and jeans in the crouch area.

Fletch: my jeans keep wearing out at the crouch man!

Vaughan: sounds like you got acid gooch ay?

acid gooch by MrRampage June 13, 2013

Calliope Gooch 

1) The act of simultaneously vomiting and defecating due to severe inebriation.

2) To be so fucked up that you vomit and shit yourself.

He's wasted. He just Calliope Gooched all over the bathroom.

Calliope Gooch by Hunterthefan September 30, 2017

Gooch

Once the bully on "Different Strokes" "Gooch!" was then used by dave chappelle in his "white people dancing" skit on his show. (mmmmmm that was the Gooch...) Now "Gooch" can be used to describe a really cool person, or can be used just to yell at peoople.

"The gooch is Hilarious!!!"
"GOOOOCH!!!!!!!!"

Gooch by Groth The Gooch September 26, 2006

GOOCH Apparel 

A Beach/ Party/ Music/ Lifestyle Clothing company from Laguna Beach that is founded on the Laguna Beach slang word "GOOCH" that means awesome or epic!

"That Gooch Apparel shirt is GOOCH!"

or, That was such a GOOCH party last night!

GOOCH Apparel by Weezysteez August 30, 2013

gooch goblin

term used to describe one who feeds on the gooch, or reigon between the testicles/vagina and anus, regularly

"man you're such a fuckin' gooch goblin."

gooch goblin by the nudist midget February 18, 2004

Goochmen 

These are the men of the legends. They are the source of the gum under counter, they are the reason that there is pee on the toilet seat. These are the ones that cut you off on the highway, the ones that ignore the children in Africa, the ones who eat cereal without milk.(every day)

These are the men of shadows. They come from the deep, moist crevices in the Earth. Some say they are the cause of the war in the Middle East, some say they were the reason for bands like Creed and Nickelback. Some say they steal tables, steal money, and candy, but not virginities.

These are the men of the bottom clan - they feed off of negativity and greed, hate and selfishness, small penises and body odor. Their aura of hatred and shittiness is palpable, a sinking feeling that permeats the skin and drills to the soul.

They must be stopped.

They must be killed.

They are the Goochmen.

Fucking Goochmen ruin everything.

Goochmen by jDawg21312543643 October 27, 2010