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The Frenchman 

When a man ejaculates on the chin of a woman and then proceeds to shave his pubic hair then plaster it on her chin.
Conrad- "did you see that hot ass girl walkin down the street before?!"

David- "yeahh dude, i'd toootally give her the frenchman."
The Frenchman by salutations January 7, 2010

the crying frenchman 

After cumming in a girls butt, you pull out and put it in her mouth.
the crying frenchman by jmfbunch September 12, 2011

frothy frenchman 

to consume wine from ones penis hole apon ejaculation
hooker number12- hey tainty salad wanna frothy frenchman?
Tainty salad- helllllll yeah let me go get the funnel

dithering frenchman 

any activity undertaken by the french
Dithering Frenchman's defense of the motherland: pick 1

WW 1

WW II
dithering frenchman by gunnet August 29, 2009

saucy frenchman 

When you have a baguette in you mouth and then proceed to French kiss a snail
Dude did you do the saucy Frenchman to Lucy last week?

Jolly Frenchman 

When your male friend has just come out of a breakup and is down in the dumps, you get on 1 knee and suck the tip of his penis a little until he reaches a half chub. This usually boosts his confidence again. Works best when its given from a male friend that is straight, as this gesture is the ultimate act of care and kindness.
John needs a Jolly frenchman, he isnt feling up for the boys weekend.
Jolly Frenchman by Jerry Jonesman August 10, 2021