Ernie Special 

Where a person is shitting on the toilet and describing it in great detail to their partner who then has to vomit and does so into the lap of the person on the toilet.

A guy was wrapping on the toilet and describing his creamy bowel movement to his girl who had just finished eating, she gagged twice before she couldnt fight it any longer and proceeded to give her guy an Ernie Special and vommited onto his lap.

Ernie Special by Einre June 14, 2019

Ernie Mc Inerney 

The best god damn bus driver to ever lay his hands on a big wheel.

That bus driver, he’s good. But he’s no Ernie Mc Inerney.

Ernie Mc Inerney by yung_noscope December 1, 2020

standing ernie 

When someone poops in a urinal, it's called a 'standing ernie'.

I went to the gas station last night to take a big fat juicy dump, when I noticed that someone did a standing ernie.

standing ernie by Brokedowning/PG November 27, 2017

The Bert and Ernie 

A sexual position originating from Bristol involving two men - similar to the infamous '69', both participants simultaneously receive oral sex by lying in opposite directions. However, the 'Bert and Ernie' has the two participants lying firstly in foetal position, then when things get more intense, the participants wrap their legs around each other's heads, creating a 'Ying-Yang' effect. This allows the position to become mobile, and the participants are then free to move around the bed, even letting them leave the bedroom and roll through the house.

Tom: "Hey dude do you wanna try the Bert and Ernie?"
Odell: "Yeah man isn't that the one where we roll around like a transformer?"
Tom: "I know a guy who tried it and said it really broadens the mind"
Odell: "I'm down."

The Bert and Ernie by Brother Ernie May 5, 2021

ernie fletcher 

A completely incompetent kentucky govenor who will never be reelected and should rethink his decision to go into politics
see dumbfuck

Pass a budget??? No way, we've got Ernie Fletcher

ernie fletcher by oldladysgivegum July 15, 2006

ernied 

A remark that angers someone not because it's an insult, but because of the truth it contains. From Nebraska state senator Chambers way of saying what he thinks.

Leo just said to your face that you are a Sissie without out your pocket courage. You just got ernied, ain't you going to do something about it? I would but my gun's jammed.

ernied by knowman April 8, 2008

Ernis 

He is the best. We worship our fredo master who has gained worth throughout the years. He is a guitar playing babe magnet who will jam to the Beatles and loves Jimmy Hendrix. We appreciate Ernis

Hey did you see Ernis?
Yea he was jamming out on his guitar in the back alleys

Ernis by Venusvenus May 13, 2019