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Upper Decking 

Deficating in the tank of someone's toilet, rather than the bowl. Often employed in malicious context.
Suzy could not figure out why her toiled would flush only brown water. Little did she know that Johnny had upper decked that bitch the previous night.
Upper Decking by Korthos July 27, 2004

deckington 

Having something "on deck" is when you describe that you have 1 or more of these items in your physical possession all the time
Do you guys have fidgets?
O yea man we got them on Deckington check out the selection
deckington by Deckington July 4, 2017
He is a really thoughtful person who cares about everyone. He is strong physical and mentally. He will never let his friend down. He is very loyal and will hurt you if he sees you being mean to one of his friends. Even though he can be annoying sometimes he is a fun person to hang out with and is smart and has ALOT of ideas
Declan is the best
Declan by Sickskier October 25, 2019

Top-decking 

A house guest who defecates in one's host cistern, rather than, more conventionally, in the toilet, for comic effect.
Tony Blair and his wife Cherie were invited round by the Browns to congratulate Gordon on his appointment as Prime Minister. Cherie was furious because she never liked Gordon and wanted her Tony to stay on another 10 years. She said to herself : “I know, I'll fix 'em with a good smelly top-decking after the main course”.
Top-decking by bromp May 15, 2008
A beautiful girl who has a big ass and big tits usually for a guy name spencer and will hold you down forever
Wow deilin is fine asf look at that big ass
deilin by TheclampGod April 10, 2017

Declan Booty 

When a fat guy sits on top of you and makes you shit and then forces you to eat it then you have to suck off the nearest person to your left
Last week I got Declan Booty by my 5 year old sister
Declan Booty by Touch me May 18, 2021