Vaginal Crouton

A small brownish green growth that lies on the outer lips of a cheesy and yeast infected vaginal canal. Upon sitting for months, the growth hardens into a delicious and crunchy crouton. Often, when ripe, the crouton can be plucked for the beginnings of a prized collection. (Often dipped in MUNG for flavor).

Hey Enrique, look at the diameter of her vaginal crouton. Let's get a bib!

Vaginal Crouton by David November 15, 2003

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Crouton

A crouton was a racist term which applied to Caucasian race. This term originated in the 1960's civil rights movement mostly as a slur used by the black population. The term referred to higher class white people who could afford to put crouton's in their salads as a status of their wealth. In rebellion, the black population labeled these spoiled upper-class white people as 'croutons'. The term may also refer to the status of Caucasians as the "top-of-society" even though they were merely cheap, vapid "re-baked pieces of bread". This term may be in reference to the phenomena of cheap croutons floating to the top of a delicious soup.

Fuck off you crouton go back and float in your soup!

Crouton by thehistorian567 February 27, 2010