sweaty croat 

(f.)A female individual of Croatian decent who is unusually sweaty on regions of the hands feet and arm pits. this individual is usually also, due to aforementioned reason, smelly. One should beware of this person removing their sweater in public

Gala is a sweaty croat

sweaty croat by Josh List June 12, 2008

sheep cloak 

a lambskin condom for those unlucky guys who are allergic to latex

Dude, this girl wants my cock! Can I borrow a sheep cloak?

No, you loser. How about you go skin a lamb?

sheep cloak by JMayzin September 15, 2009

sneaky croat 

When the person next to you starts giving you a surprise handjob underneath the table.

Person 1: So I saw Mortimer giving Janny a sneaky Croat.
Person 2: You mean he jerked him under the table?!
Person 1: Yep.

sneaky croat by DominantDaddyDay April 3, 2022

stir the crock 

A slang term for female masturbation.

"I totally caught her stirring the crock.", "She was so sexually stimulated she had to stir the crock."

stir the crock by DJ Jeff December 14, 2008

All social media is always accessed by a crook and a fool.

A variant of the previous proverb, focusing specifically on social media. It asserts that social media platforms, by their design, attract and amplify both predatory behavior (crooks) and vulnerable, easily exploited users (fools). The saying is a caution against believing that social media is just a space for connection; it is also a marketplace for manipulation, scams, and harassment. Entering social media without skepticism is to risk being the fool.

"All social media is always accessed by a crook and a fool." Example: “He scrolled through his feed, sharing every viral charity campaign without vetting. His friend warned: all social media is always accessed by a crook and a fool. Do your research.”

All social media is always accessed by a crook and a fool. by Abzugal Nammugal Enkigal March 25, 2026

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Mitch Sturkenboom X Robert Anderson Huebel For A Nike Penny Hardaway V Invisibility Cloak

Mitch Sturkenboom X Robert Anderson Huebel For A Nike Penny Hardaway V Invisibility Cloak

Mitch Sturkenboom X Robert Anderson Huebel For A Nike Penny Hardaway V Invisibility Cloak by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 9, 2025

Every day a crook and a fool leave home. When the two meet, someone makes a deal.

A cynical proverb describing the mechanics of exploitation: the world is full of people willing to cheat (crooks) and people ready to be cheated (fools). When they encounter each other, a transaction happens—a scam, a bad bargain, a manipulation—where the crook wins and the fool loses. The saying suggests that such encounters are inevitable, not exceptional, and that vigilance is required to avoid being the fool. It is often invoked to warn against trusting too easily, especially in business, politics, or online interactions.

"Every day a crook and a fool leave home. When the two meet, someone makes a deal." Example: “He thought the crypto investment opportunity was real. His friend quoted the old saying: every day a crook and a fool leave home. When the two meet, someone makes a deal.”

Every day a crook and a fool leave home. When the two meet, someone makes a deal. by Abzugal Nammugal Enkigal March 25, 2026