cleaning lady

The act of making passionate love on the floor, thereby sweeping at least a small section of it. An excellent way to combine work and play.

The cleaning lady did a really nice job on the kitchen floor. And the bathroom. And the other bathroom.

cleaning lady by fornicatia December 16, 2009

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Cleaning Nazi

The name for a person who cleans like a hurricane. Not to mention when he/she has a malfunction about if it's not cleaned to their expectations. Houses are usually so clean, they could actually see themselves it. Usually has a habit of cleaning and rearranging everything and anything in someones house...most of the time without their permission.

God, my mom is such a cleaning nazi! She made me clean my room twice in the last hour!

Cleaning Nazi by A Little Piece of Heaven August 19, 2009

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Cleaning the Pipes

When you go into the bathroom and you end up taking a shit, pissing, and ending with a good ol' hearty fap.

"What the hell is he doing? He's been in the bathroom for 40 minutes."
"Prolly just cleaning the pipes"

Cleaning the Pipes by SantasTwerkshop December 28, 2013

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Cleaning Out the Pipes

1. Jacking off to dispose of excess cum (if it has been awhile since you last fucked) 2. Jacking off earlier in the day when you will be fucking a hot broad later (in order to last longer)

Since I was seeing Jessica later, I performed a Cleaning Out the Pipes!

Cleaning Out the Pipes by MOCO & P-Phat February 13, 2007