beige cardigan

Term to describe a female who is attractive and pleasant but is generally boring and dresses in preppy, matronly clothes. This species of female simply wants to be a housewife or has a lame job. Many men find them appealing because they will do all the things their mothers do for them. Women hate them because they are "safe" and boring but get dudes. However, men usually cheat on their beige cardigans with fun, spicy women. They are like beige cardigans from the Gap or Talbots: bland, blend in with most outfits but are generally boring and forgettable

1. Ugh, (insert guy name) totally just wants to marry some beige cardigan who will stay at home and pop out babies for him

2. I mean she's pretty but she's totally a beige cardigan

beige cardigan by hangoverconcierge July 9, 2012

benjela 

a creep that stares

ew, that thing, benjela, is staring at me!

benjela by benjelaandersonhaha April 22, 2013

Beige Tower 

1. A web hosting "company" that now is no longer in service. They offered free Linux-based hosting with shell access, which is extremely rare, were funded by donation, and tried to be somewhat "community" driven.

2. An idea that seems good and noble, but in fact, is doomed to never be successful due to its inherit naivete.

Let's start a company that gives all its profits to create better educational systems for unprivileged children!

Well, that'd be nice and all, but it's a total beige tower. I'm not going to invest in it.

Beige Tower by Isaac Z. Schlueter May 3, 2008

Code Beige 

Noun; The worst possible situation ever possible. incredible boredom. An inescapeable fate worse than death.

A life threatening level of boredom.

Alternate phrasings; Defcon Beige, Situation: beige, Status: Beige, Shit we've gone Beige, we've hit beige

"Code beige, ralph is coming over."

"Dude, you just ran us into code beige. i almost died of boredom."

"Tannoy: WARNING, CODE BEIGE
Captain: At least now it can't get any worse!"

"Game over guys, we're into the beige."

Code Beige by Mondo Peanut March 19, 2009

Justin Beiber Fan 

the lowest form of life on this planet. should be aborted at birth, and shot on sight. pieces of shit in general.

Person with common sense: JB is such a little attention whoring cunt. she should die.

Justin Beiber fan: U STFU U FUCKING FAGGOT ILL FUCKING MURDER U AHHHHHH STOP TALKING ABOUT JUSTIN DAT WAY HES AWESUM U JUST JEALOUS!!!!!!

person with common sense: LOL U MAD

Justin Beiber Fan by chainsawguy200 November 13, 2011

Benje 

A rarely-used nickname, French-language in origin, derived from the French pronunciation of "Benjamin". Rhymes with the French pronunciation of the word "orange", or if you are French-Canadian you can use an alternate pronunciation which sounds more like "beinge". And you thought nothing rhymed with orange.

Hey Benje!

Benje by Some Guy (not Lafleur) February 23, 2010

beijing corn/beans 

Steven he barged into the corn and bean copanys and made beijing corn and beijing beans a thing
90%Failure
10%dissapointment
tastes sooo good even the local farmer failed

Steven:*barges in
Workers:●o●!
And then beijing corn/beans was invented along with physics

beijing corn/beans by i honesty have no idea January 8, 2023