Spatch-bagel

A person who is weird or creepy. This kind of person is usually avoided by the general public.

Girl 1:"Hey why don't you dance with matt?"
Girl 2: "Psh hellna he's such a spatch-bagel. He comments all my pictures on myspace and i barely know him!"

The Spatch-bagel sat at home and played pokemon by himself...all day

Spatch-bagel by Drippy MC August 25, 2008

Suede Bagel 

Suede bagel is defined as the brown ring around one's asshole after not wiping for a period of time.

Have you seen john's suede bagel? It smells like shit!

Suede Bagel by Sugah Raye February 27, 2011

suck a bagel 

A predominantly Southern Minnesotan term, used around the twin cities suburban area. Meaning the same as "Suck my dick" or other similar phrases.

Andy: I definitely cheated off of your test answers man
Noah: Go suck a bagel, Andy

suck a bagel by klausjoneshasappeared April 27, 2019

Slagle The Bagel 

To have sexual relations with someone in regards to any type of sexual conduct

Hey jeff did you ever slagle Jennifer's bagle.
Hey tommy I think I wanna slagle your bagel.
Hey Marissa lets go to the car so I can slagle your bagle.
I want to go to the hotel and slagle the bagle.
Slagle The Bagel

Slagle The Bagel by Jeff gorby February 12, 2021

slut bagel 

a girl that has a lot of sex and likes bagels.

"That was really good sex. Let's go get bagels."

"Gosh, you're such a slut bagel."

slut bagel by Slutbagel22 March 21, 2010

stepped on a bagel 

putting oneself into a precarious situation, or an awkward situation in itself

man, you really stepped on a bagel this time.

i don't have enough money for rent this month, when i spent my money on those expensive sunglasses, i really stepped on a bagel

stepped on a bagel by Steve the Magnificent March 3, 2011

Swedish Bagel

A sexual encounter that occurs when you get sloppy seconds and you use the first guys creampie (He left it, so he wont need it anyway.) as lubrication for the female recipiant's anus.

"Hey, Francine."
"Yes, Jack?"
"Since Charles just got done, I was wondering if I could Interest you in a Swedish Bagel."

Swedish Bagel by psyk0b0y November 24, 2006