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Back seat pimple popper 

Someone that stands behind another person and tries to give them instructions about how to squeeze a whitehead on their face.
I became very irritated when my mother stood behind me in front of the bathroom mirror as I was squeezing a pimple on my face. She kept telling me how to do it even after I told her to stop. I said, “Stop being a back seat pimple popper!”.

Back Seat Manager 

A Back Seat Manager is a toxic employee who does not have any authority and continually over inserts themselves on every process and decision that impact everyone else except themselves.
Johnny was quite the back seat manager in today's staff meeting

back seat blast

Finger blasting your girlfriend in the back seat as her parents are driving in the front seats.
I gave Kendra the Back Seat Blast on the way home the other night.
back seat blast by RodJammerJR February 5, 2024

Kickin' it in the Back Seat 

To take part in sexual activities in the backseat of a car that is being driven by someone without them knowing of the activities occurring in the backseat.
I hate it when my friend and his girlfriend are kickin' it in the back seat. I wasn't expecting to see that in the rear view mirror.

shit in the back seat 

a phrase referring to a female's big and phat ass, also known as Junk in the Trunk.
damn girl, you've got a bunch o' shit in yo back seat

have you seen my new baby mamma? she got some shit in the back seat!

front-seat back-seat dilemma 

The inability to decide which seat to take due to the quantity of friends both "kickin' in the front seat" and "sittin' in the back seat." Characterized by indecision and anxiety as the individual has "gotta make their mind up."

A largely ignored condition until early 2011, the "front-seat back-seat dilemma" was widely publicized upon the advent of Rebecca Black's viral single "Friday."
Friend 1 (From the front seat): "Why won't Tim get in the car? I have a dermatologist appointment in 5 minutes!"

Friend 2 (From the back seat): "Dude, give him a break. He's suffering a front-seat back-seat dilemma. Everyone's been there once."