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aloha af 

"Alpha", from a stoner's perspective and/or in some way relating to marijuana. Typical use is in the phrase "aloha af".

Origin: The combination of a type-0 of "alpha" and a pun of "high".
Adv. "I can't believe he walked into a bar with a 2" bong and a bag of weed, that was aloha af."

Aloha.x.chloe 

@aloha.x.chloe is a tiktoker who changes her username every month she has only 3.3k though
Aloha.x.chloe by aloha.x.chloe July 12, 2021

aloha pact 

a pact which has to be honoured by two people saying aloha to each other without extra context. The purest form of communication. If someone say something like aloha your bum, they are going to be cursed for the rest of there life. Equivalent to saying Jesus is a poop to a group of christians
Aloha pact entails the following scenario: aloha says Jun. Felicity responds with Aloha. Peace is restored in the world
aloha pact by king clown December 28, 2021

Aloha Shits 

Shits you get at beginning and end of period
I have the Aloha shits part II., Can't wait to be done!
Aloha Shits by Dinkus Dog March 25, 2024

Albuquerque Aloha 

Stabbing someone. This is how people in Albuquerque say "Hello", " Goodbye", and "Thank you".
Frank's in the hospital. Someone gave him the 'ole Albuquerque Aloha.
Albuquerque Aloha by Blkhrt September 12, 2016

Dookie Aloha Leukie

Taking a dookie in Hawaii. It's just feels better than a regular dookie because everything is better in Hawaii.
I just took a Dookie Aloha Leukie and I feel great!!!