I'm aping (Aaron) McGruder's style, so everyone will assume he's still on the job. For example, I read that he likes to use "N" words, so I'm using a bunch myself.
"Ninjas noodled nine nefarious neocons near Norway."
When you had all the elements of advantage, yet you messed up...
(In reference to the Battle of Agincourt 1415 AD, where France had the advantage of power yet were outmatched by the outnumbered and weakened English forces.)
That dungeonraid was supposed to end in 10 mins. but we slipped and it was an agincourt...