fam-zoned 

Short for family-zoned. Worse than friend-zoned. Saying someone is like a brother or sister so there is no hope of being anything more than friends.

If someone is really hitting on you and you just want to be friends, he/she has to be fam-zoned.

fam-zoned by krazykurls December 20, 2013

girlfriend zoned 

When a guy/girl will only ever see you as a romantic intrist and not a friend no matter how many times they are turned down

I got girlfriend zoned by my best friend

girlfriend zoned by people0818 September 24, 2014

zuted 

to be out of ones mind on some type of drug mostley weed

dude im so zuted

zuted by datboiiii April 5, 2009

Bro-zoned 

Bro-zoning is when a girl is referred to as "Bro" by a guy. This can happen whether said girl likes said guy or not, and is more likely to happen if the girl is a gamer. Level of insult is dependent on how many guys have bro-zoned said girl before you do.

Guy: Hey, bro! Wanna play a game at my place?
Girl: ...

Later

Girl: Guy totally just bro-zoned me...
Friend: I know that feel...

Bro-zoned by SsSs February 23, 2013

Zune 

An MP3 player primarily marketed toward Microsoft fanbois or for people who hate Apple. Although later models were decent enough, the launch product was crippled and ridiculed to the point where it poisoned the brand forever.

5 years later most people still haven't heard of it as it awaits cancellation by Microsoft.

Hey I read on ZDnet today that Microsoft will no longer be producing the Zune.

What's that?

Zune by 07079 March 4, 2011

relationship zoned 

The opposite of friend zone. The Act of making a person you really like your girlfriend or boyfriend even when they just want to be friends. So you tell everyone you two are dating.

Boy: don't kiss me you know we are just friends.
Girl: I relationship zoned you and that's the end of it. Now let me kiss you and buy me things.

Lunch out now become dinners and movies. And you begin to have forced sexual intercourse.

relationship zoned by theefreedom February 10, 2014

bang zoned 

When you attempt to make someone a booty call or a side hoe, someone to have around just for sex. Friend zones cool douchey brother that every girl hates but secretly wants to be with.

"Dude I can't believe I bang zoned this one chick. She's soooo hot!"

bang zoned by DannyBoy2k14 November 12, 2013