Gravitational Wealth

A mass of wealth so great that it can bend tax codes and pull governments out of their natural orbits.

Guy 1 - Did you read about the candidate who was so rich he used his money to lobby for a lower tax rate for himself?
Guy 2 - Yeah. That is some gravitational wealth.

Gravitational Wealth by Plongeur April 25, 2012

expiration wealth 

Wealth accumulated when somebody close to you has expired or is about to expire.

Hey Daniel, i saw that rich old man across the road the other day and he looks like he is about to expire. Lets make friends with him so we can accumulate a bit of expiration wealth

expiration wealth by Unsinkable May 5, 2008

material wealth 

goods and services that we can see and touch that make our lives better.

examples of material wealth: refridgerators, haircuts, ect.

material wealth by Naomiaboghead January 15, 2009

Facebook Wealth

Having high numbers in likes, comments and friends on facebook, It's worth nothing in the real world.

Guy no. 1: DUDE !!!, look at my facebook wealth on facebook...

1000 friend, 50 comments on this post and 100 likes

Guy no. 2: Congratulations, how many people like you and want to talk to you in real life ?

Guy no. 1: Shut up !

Facebook Wealth by Benmkl July 5, 2010

Critical Wealth Theory

An academic theory that proposes that because money is a social construct, the wielder of this knowledge can somehow change their socio-economic status or identity through self-identifying as something different.

Individuals who identify themselves whithing this theory are often refered to as Income Non-Binary.

Gurl 1: You can't afford that Stacy!

Stacy: Did you just assume my income!?

Gurl 1: We have the same job Stacy, I know exactly what you earn!!

Stacy: Wealth is a social construct. You need to free your self from those repressive expressions.

Gurl 1: Here we f** go again!

Stacy: You really need to read those papers I sent you on Critical Wealth Theory. It will change the way you see money forever.

Gurl 1: Sure Stacy, whatever you say!

Critical Wealth Theory by Curious Beast March 17, 2023

Spread the Wealth 

This is what Barack Obama intends to do as President and is the act of taking money (taxes) from the people who earned it and distributing it (as refundable tax credits) to people who did not earn it - the effectively spreading the wealth.

While the idea has a good populist ring, spreading the wealth is the cornerstone of Marxist/Socialist/Communist political thought.

Robin Hood taking from the rich and giving to the poor eg. taxing (taking) and distributing 'tax refunds' (giving) to the poor (not even trying to not suck at life).
Spread the wealth is a Marxist ideal.

Spread the Wealth by gringoguapisimo February 21, 2009

Stealth Wealth

Stealth wealth is the practice of keeping your true wealth hidden from others — even friends and family members.

John is a classic example of stealth wealth, he drives around in a used older Kia while wearing hoodies and jeans, yet he has thousands of dollars stashed in the bank.

Stealth Wealth by LadyOrion February 13, 2018