When your bestest friend in the world has a blonde moment, even tho she is not a blonde, and gets distracted, she has been squirrelified, which can b fun!!!
When my squirrel gets drunk, and we r deep in conversation , But she gets distracted, for example, mid sentence she forgets
what she was saying and randomly says "squirrel", it's usually due to her and people around her having a brain fart. She was squirrelified.
when you're fucking your girl but you accidentally or purposely take a fat piss all over her and in her. Then you yell, you don't have enough badges to train me.
Max:Dude, whats squirtleing.
Lucas: Bro, you don't know, it's when you're fucking your girl but you accidentally or purposely take a fat piss all over her and in her. Then you yell, you don't have enough badges to train me.
When a dude intentionally builds up as much semen aka nut as possible and refuses to ejaculate until the right time and perhaps all over the right person with a copious amount of man goo.
I haven’t wanked for over three weeks. I’ve been squirrelin’ a nut. Rachel’s coming over later and she’s about to get a facial like never before. My sack is so nut heavy it’ll be like a one man bukkake.
I finally blew after squirrelin’ a nut for two weeks. I think I clogged the shower drain.
The act of lighting a males public hair (pubica genitalia) on fire, and then using a woman's pussy juice (or squirt) to put out the flames.
Related to charizarding