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Jazz Spurs

Usually one of prank masterminds, also the one who sometimes ends up RECEIVING the pranks. He's got a chill attitude that helps him "whatevering" the shit others throw sometimes at him, and conveniently lets him getting surrounded both by great people and shit tornadoes.

He is the kind of guy who will ask you if you need some help while cleaning the house after a party while the others simply pass, or the kind of guy who asks you if you need money to buy something to eat, or simply he'll cook out something for you.

Last but not least, occasional pot-smoker.
Jazz Spurs
1. Jazz why are you wearing a t-shirt as a turban

2. WHO WILL SAVE US NOW FROM STARVING? WHERE'S JAZZ?

3. Fuck that shit Jazz, I think it isnt even legal

Spurs’d 

Spurs’d,

Verb
1.
To be in a great position and absolutely f*ck up it.

"Spurs absolutely Spurs’d it tonight against Juventus
To be in a great position and absolutely f*ck up it.

"Spurs absolutely Spurs’d it tonight against Juventus
Spurs’d by Championslegue March 7, 2018
The protuberances created by a girls hard nipples in her shirt.
Joseph: Her spurs are out in full force today.

Max: Yeah, her tits look awesome.
Spurs by Spurboy November 28, 2020
Person 1: Spurs play such good counter attacking football.
Person 2: No you don't, you just smack it up to son and inshallah.
Spurs by SmuckKZ January 28, 2021
Pussy Destroyer
Cock Destroyer
Loves to give his shoulder to weeping girls and then sweeps in when the moment is right.
Man, spurs is such a pussy
Spurs by alpha112084 November 23, 2021
A legendary football team in England
The stadium is in Tottenham, England

A shortened version of 'hotspur'
you gonna watch the spurs game tonight mate?
Spurs by GT70 April 3, 2022