Ass Spelunker 

One who goes beyond the point of brown nosing, will do anything and go to any lengh to please a boss or superior in the hopes of getting a promotion even if it meens selling out completely.

Did that fucker just rat us out? Yeah,that's not all,he got his own niece fired last week,and now he's our new foreman...what an ass spelunker!!!

Ass Spelunker by mean mark October 9, 2006

chunk spelunker 

A man with a propensity for engaging in anal sex with women of grand proportions.

Eddie got so trashed on Friday that he went all chunk spelunker on that 900lb slab of white beef. When he regained conciousness the next morning, he had to pull on the rope to find his way out. He hasn't been the same since.

chunk spelunker by respect the teacher August 14, 2009

Ass-Spelunker 

An individual who's head is up their ass so often, and to such an extensive degree that they may need climbing gear to find their way out

"That asshat has officially become an ass-spelunker"

Ass-Spelunker by T-nig February 20, 2015

chunk spelunker 

One who engages in anal play in the hope of getting an unexpected dividend on their probe caused by improper preparation and/or hygiene...

Max likes to dig deep in his partner's ass in the hope of coming out with a plum; he is a true chunk spelunker...

chunk spelunker by JPnEB May 28, 2008

spitting spelunker 

Just another name for the dick.

I took my spitting spelunker deep last night.

spitting spelunker by cavediver March 9, 2010

non-spelunker

A man, especially under 25, who is skilled in cunnilingus; most engage in spelunking - i.e. cave exploration by unqualified amateurs.

She would have left him, but Bill was one of the few non-spelunkers of her youth.

non-spelunker by Little boo April 9, 2010

Butt-Spelunker 

A person or persons who enjoy exploring another persons anal cavity

Thomas and robert are experienced butt-spelunkers, every day they enthusiastically explore eachothers anal cavities with many tricks and techniques!

Butt-Spelunker by RandomPlatypus June 15, 2018