shwag muffin

A very poorly home rolled cigarette. You do not use a rolling machine.

Chris had said I make shwag muffins, due to their lack of quality.

shwag muffin by Dave-izzle September 26, 2005

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shwag fag

A word used to describe a homosexual guy that is being shwag.

Hey Vegas, stop birddogging me and sleeping on my couch, you're being such a shwag fag.

shwag fag by C. Smizzcoff September 24, 2006

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Shwag toad

1.The lowest quality of psychoactive toad
2. An insult towards anyone/anything

1. Dude1: "Dude lick this toad!"
Dude2: "Ok! (lick) OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It did nothing.
Dude1: "it's because it's a shwag toad"
Dude2: "Dude you need to get new dealers"

2. Dude1: "Hey did you finish our project"
Dude2: "No I lost it, hey can I borrow your xbox controller?"
Dude1: " What how can you lose our final!"
Dude2: "So can I borrow your controller?"
Dude1: "Shut up you shwag toad!"

Shwag toad by Jesus bagglewhopper May 22, 2010

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shwag flu

Better known as aspergillus symptoms are brought on by smoking moldy or mildewy marijuana. Symptoms include nausea, headache and sore throat similar to a common cold but with no temperature or medicinal effects.

I don't want to smoke any of that s*** it'll give you the shwag flu.

shwag flu by DamnsonIthoughtyouknew May 26, 2018