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Lets go have a shting after Mr.Rossit's class.
Ms.Conetta shtings.
shting by Christian Gooch October 9, 2007

Shitting Beauty 

A person who remains on the toilet for an excessive allotment of time, allowing no one else to use the facilities.
*knock* *knock* "Hey, Shitting Beauty! You gonna hog the can for a 100 years, or what!?"

Shittington 

The state or experience of shitting yourself, often induced by getting way too faded.
damianluck925: "Yo yodie fam I just got faded than a hoe and think I just hit a shittington"
Shittington by OGLAVACAKES January 25, 2023

Tandem Shitting 

The act of two people taking nasty shits in side by side bathroom stalls at the same time.
Baxter "Did you see those two guys go into the bathroom and drop bombs at the same time"?

Jay "Ya Tandem Shitting is frowned upon".
Tandem Shitting by MadShitter40 January 12, 2012

shitting me 

kidding me, joking with me, deceiving me (a vulgar slang expression of profound disbelief)
Henry Kissinger confessed to being a war criminal.

No way! You gotta be shitting me!
shitting me by poemsbypam December 30, 2011