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res ipsa loquitur prima facie 

Literally, " The thing, itself, speaks, at first face. "

An ideal of hermeneutics which insists that the logical foundation for an interpretation should be the most straightforward, most obvious, most logical, most self-evident reading which one would most likely assume from a text when taking it as it comes to one, or reading it as it as, in it's own terms and in its own words, at face value.

Ideally it is an attempt to read a text with fresh wide-open eyes, free from prejudices and preconceptions and all outside influences; as if reading it for the first time, with no foreknowledge, thereof. Ideal in theory but likely impossible in practice.

Further elaborations should be built upon this foundation if and only if sound, valid, objective, and logical reasons exist to support such deviations.
Your intrepretation seems contrived and doesn't fit well with the spirit of res ipsa loquitur prima facie.

res lipsa loquitur 

What a lady would think when seeing a huge juicy schlong dat she'd like to suck on --- "da thing speaks for itself" as far as seemingly inviting her to wrap her craving mouth around it.
Kisses-and/or-blowjobs-craving dudes could conceivably have da term "res lipsa loquitur" run through their own minds, also, if they spot a lady with shapely luscious speaking-appendages below her nose.
A policeman on an Indian Reservation (especially the Onondaga Reservation). Basically a gang of asshole red trash who drive around the res looking for whites to res-jack.
Those res-cops nearly caught me, but I got back into white territory just in time!
res-cop by Gianni September 28, 2004

Res Banger 

Piece of shit car, truck, or sweet van in the reservation. Usually rusty and has loud exhaust. More than likely if it is a truck will be hauling equally junky motorized toys such as four wheelers (hondas) and old snowmobiles. Free lawn mowers are a prize for the beds of these trucks.
Did you see Tom Zoom's new truck?! Yeah, that thing is a real Res Banger. The bumper fell off when he pulled his blown up el Tigre out of it.

Res life office 

The act of smoking weed residue out of a bowl
John: can you take me to the res life office?

Me: sure I'll go get a bowl
Res life office by Gordon bombay613 November 14, 2011

Res-erection

An erection received while sleeping from a sex dream so good that you wake up.
"I dreamt about Julie last night, and it gave me a res-erection."
Res-erection by A Non-Emus May 13, 2018