winnie the poohing it 

Wearing only a shirt and no pants.

For example medical doctor visits requiring you to "take everything off from the waist down."

"How did your doctor visit go?"
"Well I felt a little weird just sitting there Winnie the poohing it!"

winnie the poohing it by Dblfun3 March 29, 2017

Pooch Suit 

The Pooch Suit aka "Sun Dress", is a new fashion weapon heavy set woman use to conceal their sometimes deceiving stomach pooches. Over weight middle aged college girls have really began to use this weapon to their advantage during the late night party scene. When woman wear the pooch suit refer to them as "inpregneto" for they are able to hide an object the size of a baby.

Me: " Dude, I woke up next to big Bertha this morning"

Friend: "Why did you go home with her? She is huge!"

Me: "I had no Idea she was big that Pooch Suit she had on made her look like a damn twig".

Pooch Suit by Big C Daddy1 June 21, 2009

poochies 

It's like '' bitches '' but in a non-degrading way.

Seb: Can't abide by demanding flat-ass Poochies.
Luke: Poochies?
Seb: Can't say 'bitches no more. It's degrading.

poochies by imactuallylonely October 10, 2016

pochi 

The cutest person you will ever meet. Like so attractive that you feel ashamed of yourself just standing next to them. Very, very lovable

Omg that girl is such a pochi. I need her to be mine NOW.

pochi by ahnah November 27, 2012

Posching Off 

The act of Jerking off while playing X-Box or any other video game.

My girlfriend left me because she said I was posching off to Halo too much.

After I made the final kill I was so excited that I had to posch off.

While playing Call of Duty I always like to posch off.

My controller is still sticky from when I posched off yesterday.

Posching Off by legalizeweed April 1, 2010

Poaching the King's Deer 

Having sexual relations with the wife or girlfriend of another man who is in a better socio-economic status

than you. Having an affair with a woman who is

married to someone wealthy.

"Brother, if you get caught poaching the king's deer, you'll end up getting your ass kicked by his bodyguards, or worse!"

Poaching the King's Deer by KnightWrite March 14, 2013

poochaw! 

When you are ramming your rock hard rod into a nice lady’s chocolate silly slide, and you pull out for a momentary reprieve, you glance down and see that a small chunk of colon batter has lodged itself onto the tip of your purple headed one eyed monster... this becomes a three part process going forward. 1 remain calm you are not the first person this has happened to. 2 reach down and pick up her bra that she has discarded at the beginning of this vile deed and wipe off the anal paste using said bra. 3 proceed to kinkyly whip her whore ass with the now shit smeared bra while yelling at the top of your lungs “POOCHAW”!!!

Hey Ben, how did last night go?? It was great! I gave tawny the ol poochaw!!

poochaw! by OL JACK BURTON December 19, 2018