A messy, slobbery, crying heap of flesh that carries the genetics of both human parents.

Eventually, the offspring go through some type of metamorphous and become an irritating, arrogant, war loving people who care only about themselves and this strange item they call "money". (It has no apparent value or visual appeal. The humans use it as some sort of bartering device.)

"The human offspring have a strange authority aver their elders. They manipulate them in order to get what they desire. If we uncover their secret, planet Earth will soon be ours."

Human offspring by The Extraterrestrial Giraffe August 6, 2014

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the offspring

A band made up of stoned village idiots!!! Get it in your bloody head, the offspring FUCKING SUCK!!!

I was watching mtv and they played a offspring song...(3 seconds later)AHHH!!! IT BURNS MY EARS!!!! TURN OFF THAT FUCKING CRAP!!!PLEASE!!!

the offspring by The Truth. May 3, 2005

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The Offspring

A punk rock band with a lot of good songs. Has sadly been picked up by "punk" emo Gen Z'rs. Give the greatest hits album a listen.

Was featured heavily in Crazy Taxy.

Person 1: Hey man you listen to the Offspring?
Person 2: Yeah, they have some classics.
Person 3: Damn straight.

The Offspring by Hirsc January 22, 2018

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The Offspring

Teenybopper band that writes shitty novelty bands and pretends to be political.

The Offspring are fags.

The Offspring by lawl2u July 15, 2006

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