White Man 1: Guys why did we go to a Mexican Restraunt if we don't speak Mexican.
White Man 2: Don't Worry Paul says hes got it covered. Apparently hes fluent in Mexican now.
Paul: {to waitress} Holar seeenora. We would like-o some nachos with guacamole-o.
Waitress: Que?
Paul: Um..(checks spanish to
english dictionary) Oh! no we would not like cheese.